I just feel like talking to somebody. Tell me how you’re doing! How’s your day been? Wanna be BESTIES?! Talk about whatever horrible summer TV you’re watching? Tell me about it!
SO. Here’s all my stuffs. Hit me up on whichever you prefer.
Tumblr: You’re ON IT RIGHT NOW JUST USE MY INBOX IF YOU WANT
Or hell, if you really wanna, here’s my number: 503 547 4322
Aaaaaand here we go!
Sometimes i text a lot of people and no one ever gets back to me like jfc am i that repugnant
Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.
And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.
I just took one hit of p*t and i’m like good mate
People who unfollow me can just…you know.
If you don’t follow me on snapchat you should you goons
I’m a part of Lost Generation
and I refuse to believe that
I can change the world
I realize this may be a shock but
“Happiness comes from within”
is a lie, and
“Money will make me happy”
So in thirty years I’ll tell my children
They are not the most important thing in my life
My employer will know that
I have my priority straight because
Is more important than
I tell you this
Once upon a time
Families stay together
But this will not be true in my era
This is a quick fix society
Experts tell me
Thirty years from now I will be celebrating the 10th anniversary of my divorce
I do not concede that
I will live in a country of my own making
In the future
Environmental destruction will be the norm
No longer can it be said that
My peers and I care about this earth
It will be evident that
My generation is apathetic and lethargic
It is foolish to presume that
There is hope
And all of this will come true unless we reverse it.
that is so fucking cool.
Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, “Are you sure Michael?” And you said “Pam! Pam! Pam!” And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, “Don’t worry, it’s just allergies.” Do you remember that?
OMG A GROUP OF FERRETS IS CALLED A BUSINESS AND IF YOURE NOT THINKING ABOUT A GROUP OF FERRETS RUNNING ABOUT IN SUITS MAKING CALLS ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET YOU’RE WRONG